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    Thursday, 24 July 2008

    Life is Short

    Which means:
    1. You can tease it mercilessly until it develops a complex.
    2. It won't get to date tall women.
    3. You can hold it at arm's length while you kick it.
    4. It won't get to go on any of the really cool rides at amusement parks.
    5. You can do fun stuff like look over it's head and pretend not to see it standing there, trying to get your attention.
    Take that, life!

    What's the moral to the story? Don't wait around for tomorrow: Punch life in the face today.

    (Don't be scared, it has short little stumpy legs -- you can outrun it)

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